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Regi, I’m really, really sorry. Goodbye.

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Okay. I’m also really, really sorry I have to email you again after two weeks, but… that smile in church today, was it for me? I thought we agreed to stay in the land of daydreams. And I’m really trying here, but I’m getting totally confused by your signals… what was that surplus shoulder-touch in addition to the handshake during go-round-and-greet-old-friends all about? Then last week, that unnecessary chit-chat in the parking lot with Ralph. You should have just waved and walked past. In fact, why wave? You should have pretended you didn’t see us. Don’t you have any ex-girlfriends? Let me spell it out for you Sou: we had an email affair and it is over! Okay? Treat me like an ex who now hates your guts. Only yesterday I had a most satisfying daydream in which you were a nursing assistant helping a handsome vet with my dog’s colonoscopy. If you see my cousin walking down the street, cross the road. I am not trying to be immature here, but I really can’t do this ‘simmering’ thing. Take my pot off your cooker completely if you don’t have the liver to bring me to the boil. I’ve told you now.

Raging Regi

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